Microsoft loses count of their consoles, starts over with Xbox ONE

Just this very moment, smug sunuvabitch Don Mattrick revealed the giant cable box-shaped Xbox successor.

It seems however that Microsoft does not remember what number console they should be on and have decided to start over. The new Xbox is called Xbox ONE. The move shows that Microsoft probably never really knew how to count. After all, their second console was called the Xbox 360.

Stay tuned for more info on the Xbox ONE as it drawls out of Don Mattrick’s mouth.