So everyone loves a free game.. Well I’ve found another. Some of you may be interested, and some of you will laugh but here it is. EA (yes that EA) are offering up The Sims 2 Ultimate Edition for free. That includes the expansions: University Nightlife Open For Business Pets […] Read more »
Grumpy Gamer : Free games are cool right?
These days, the gaming landscape is populated with uncaring corporations looking to nickel and dime you out of every penny. There are mobile games designed purely to get you to spend money to progress the game, Soul Caliber: Lost Sword’s came out with 1 fighter and wanted you to pay for […] Read more »
In Space No one can hear a Scam: Why Alien Isolation’s Preorder DLC has me worried
I’ve often thought it would be great to relive some of the classic scenes from Alien in a videogame? John Hurt’s iconic demise, Ripley’s final desperate run to the self destruct button, Ian Holme being reduced to a head that pisses milky jizz everywhere whilst he tells you the whole […] Read more »
Laser Lemming Reviews Justice League: War
The reboot of how the Justice League forms begins with Batman and Green Lantern chasing one of Darkseid’s parademoms. When the Dark Knight uses his grappling gun to latch onto the flying monstrosity, fans will instantly be transported back to the debut of Batman: The Animated Series and the infamous […] Read more »
Laser Lemming Blu-Ray Review: Stitches
As horror tributes go, Stitches gleefully inflates all the familiar blood packets. That’s the fucking problem. Despite opening, literally, with a bang to show off the wretched lifestyle of a clown (Ross Noble) who lives in a trailer on the edge of a cliff, lots of high school partying, snarky […] Read more »
15 for 14: Fitfteen Games to Look forward to in 2014
With 2013, officially over a couple of weeks ago, the leftovers from Christmas all in the bin, and all the arbitrary and highly subjective gaming awards all handed out, It’s time to look at some of the gaming marvels await us in this, the cursed year of our lord 2014. […] Read more »
Laser Lemming Review: Her
A recent study by zerohedge.com noted some great concerns for Japan’s population. 45% of women aged 16-24 have no interest in sex, and men in the same age group find porn and anime stylized porn, called Otaku, enough. In short, who needs a real boyfriend or girlfriend? As a result, […] Read more »
The Last Gen: Why the PS4 Could be Sony’s Final Home Console
Who’s up for a little speculation? This is thought that’s been on my mind ever since Sony announced PlayStation Now: Their potentially game changing new subscription based streaming service that will enable Sony to stream the entire PlayStation back catalogue as well as future games to practically any internet enabled […] Read more »
Dreaming of U: Why The WiiU is this Generations Dreamcast
For the last few months, it feels like we as gamers have been hit with a tidal wave of bullshit. Day in day out we’re being bombarded with spurious claims and odious opinion pieces claiming that Nintendo are on the verge of bankruptcy and telling us what a disastrous failure […] Read more »
Laser Lemming Review: Out of the Furnace
Rodeny Baze Jr. (Casey Affleck) out-broods his older brother, Russell (Christian Bale) as he lifts his shirt to show off a chest-long tear from his tour in Iraq while screaming about a melting baby and the Carrie Furnace Mill. Bale’s character is possessed by the new American dream summoned by Obama, […] Read more »