Idea Factory International’s list of issues presently being fixed posted on the Steam Community Hub, includes “background going black”; an issue which has unfortunately forced me into writing this featurette in lieu of a review. I was introduced to the Hyperdimension Neptunia series with Mk2, the second in the series. I […] Read more »
Video: Don’t Buy Far Cry 4’s Season Pass
Ubisoft has announced that Far Cry 4 will have a $30 season pass. And you should not support it. Read more »
Uwe Boll admits he’s never played a video game
Infamous video game film director, Uwe Boll responded to his critics recently in a video with the German YouTube channel, hyperboleTV. Mr. Boll has heard it all from angry gamers across the land. How could this man tarnish the brilliant writing and stories of games like House of the Dead and Bloodrayne with movies of […] Read more »
In Space No one can hear a Scam: Why Alien Isolation’s Preorder DLC has me worried
I’ve often thought it would be great to relive some of the classic scenes from Alien in a videogame? John Hurt’s iconic demise, Ripley’s final desperate run to the self destruct button, Ian Holme being reduced to a head that pisses milky jizz everywhere whilst he tells you the whole […] Read more »
Dark Souls II PC Port Featurette
Dark Souls’ port was poor. Unmodified, it displayed only at a resolution of 1280×720 (720P); and, even more unforgivable given the importance of Dark Souls’ community, playing with a friend online was at best a chore—and at worst impossible. So: has From Software and Bandai Namco Games learned from their […] Read more »
Watch Dog Woes
Yesterday Ubisoft announced that Watch Dogs would be released on May 27th this year on all platforms except the Wii U (which may not even make it out in 2014). After the game was delayed last year, Ubisoft might have expected a little more excitement surrounding the semi-close release date. […] Read more »
Laser Lemming Reviews Justice League: War
The reboot of how the Justice League forms begins with Batman and Green Lantern chasing one of Darkseid’s parademoms. When the Dark Knight uses his grappling gun to latch onto the flying monstrosity, fans will instantly be transported back to the debut of Batman: The Animated Series and the infamous […] Read more »
Laser Lemming Blu-Ray Review: Stitches
As horror tributes go, Stitches gleefully inflates all the familiar blood packets. That’s the fucking problem. Despite opening, literally, with a bang to show off the wretched lifestyle of a clown (Ross Noble) who lives in a trailer on the edge of a cliff, lots of high school partying, snarky […] Read more »
15 for 14: Fitfteen Games to Look forward to in 2014
With 2013, officially over a couple of weeks ago, the leftovers from Christmas all in the bin, and all the arbitrary and highly subjective gaming awards all handed out, It’s time to look at some of the gaming marvels await us in this, the cursed year of our lord 2014. […] Read more »
Laser Lemming Review: Her
A recent study by zerohedge.com noted some great concerns for Japan’s population. 45% of women aged 16-24 have no interest in sex, and men in the same age group find porn and anime stylized porn, called Otaku, enough. In short, who needs a real boyfriend or girlfriend? As a result, […] Read more »